seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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