I think scott just propositioned me for sex
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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