dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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