Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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