there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
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He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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