I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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