Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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