I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Randomize
