You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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