Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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