BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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