For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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