Me too!
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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