love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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