just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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