quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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