I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
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I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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