Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
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I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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