I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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