doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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