I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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