these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
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does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
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We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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