I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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