fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There r osticjed everywhere
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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