nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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