like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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