So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
We had sex on a dog bed..
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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