He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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