I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i barfeds in our rink
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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