i may or may not be watching the land before time
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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