Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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