There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Found your dick twin last night
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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