You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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