i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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