quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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