would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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