Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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