I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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