I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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