Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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