i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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