last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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