is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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