I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
organizing the empties. That sober.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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