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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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