I just saw a hot homeless man
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
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