does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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