i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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