first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
I just threw up on my dentist
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
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He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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