using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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