So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
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Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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