Nicole vs. Life
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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