White coat. Heels.
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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