It's like God shit irony all over that family
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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