Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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